Up, Up & Away

Illustrations by Antonio Giovanni Pinna

 A very long OP-ED piece from the NYTimes detailing how The Donald could succeed in avoiding prison while running for president never disappoints. If nothing else, Agent Orange, like the Honey Badger, will never quit or apologize for being what he is, the charasmatic con man extraordinaire. 

Donald Trump and his business empire are currently the subjects of no fewer than five major simultaneous investigations, a truly extraordinary challenge for anyone, let alone a former and possibly future president of the United States. These are complicated investigations, with long and winding paths to resolution. They involve scores of federal and state investigators and witnesses across the country, from politicians eager to shield themselves from scrutiny to employees turning on their colleagues to a former president who knows how to navigate — and manipulate — the legal system like no one else.

Read the entire piece to see how the skater can skate free ... dozens of ways without question.